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When you are trying to figure out who to shack up with during a quarantine . Who makes the Corona Cut
Dude, Teresa is this little ginger nigga, she cooks and cleans and would wait on me hand and foot. But...Sina...she's a freak, straight nympho in bed but lazy as fuk. Its between these 2 who will make the Corona Cut.
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When your faith in the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob delivers you from the ravages of the coronavirus—when you live from a place of peace instead of fear.
Just as the faith of the old wise Daniel, who worked for King Darius, as reported in the Old Testament of the Bible, made him lion-proof after being thrown into the lions’ den, so too could you be corona-proof if you put your faith in the Almighty God.
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A Miller High Life with a slice of lime
What kind of beer you want?
Lets get some Hammond Coronas.
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the perfect partner be it friend or spouse they are just so perfect they go together like a corona and lime . the one you mesh with best.like PB&J
Prince is my Corona and lime and i'm his main squeeze
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Those who think they have the moral authority to take pictures of those who break the lockdown rules during the coronavirus crisis, then post them online to shame the culprits, and in some cases to drag them out of their homes to beat or kill them.
On religious or superstitious grounds, corona vigilantes around the world are taking the law into their own hands during the lockdowns to expose and shame the lawbreakers.
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The hypothesis that people of certain astrological signs are more prone to die from, or be infected with, the coronavirus regardless whether they believe in horoscope or not.
Paranormal researchers are struggling to get the astrological make-up of those who worked for the Trump administration to divine a corona horrorscope chart for folks who believe that there is a correlation between infection (or death) and astrology.
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A magical pathologic partnership.
Damn, what's with the cough dude?
Well, I think it goes well with my rash...
Oh, yeah...gotta get the Corona with Lyme.
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