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During sex with your new kinky playmate who's enjoys a good choking. Start choking them and wait till you know they are past the safe zone for choking. Get a cold look on your face and keep choking till they almost black out when they gasp for air shoot a load into their mouth thus resulting in a "frosty cough".
"Dude your girlfriends nuts if she wants you to choke her while getting it on, you should give her a frosty cough!!"
or
" That asshole gave me a frosty cough last night!! Your brothers a dick."
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When taking a massive hit of weed goes bad u think ‘O-Shit’ followed by a coughing, gasping, and choking that Takes over and can lead to mucas flowing from the face, puking, sweating, changing skin color,
due to lack of oxygen, and has been known to last several minutes...... one would call. CAUGHLOCK!!!!
I hit the bong too hard and got cough-lock!
I got cough-lock from hitting the blunt one time.
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The cough one gets after visiting a strip club. Usually lasting 2 or 3 days after visit.
The cough comes from a mix of cheap perfume, smoke, glitter, sweat, hair spray and cheap booze.
I should not have got that last last lap dance. I now have stripper cough and my girlfriend is 100% going to find out I went to a strip club.
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Passing wind through your bottom (Farting).
Have you just bottom coughed you smelly bastard?
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Comic-Cough is a fast spreading air born virus, that is transmitted throughout thousands of San Diego Comic-Con attendees every year. The origins of this virus are still unknown to this day. However it is speculated that it only effects the young, and 20-30+ y/o basement dwelling virgins, as their immune systems are not capable of fighting off even the simplest common house mold.
Comic-Cough is a virus similar to the para-influenza virus, and the common chest cold. It was originally diagnosed as a form of tracheobronchitis, but was later filed as an "unclassified" human illness. This unpublicized status has allowed the CDC (Centers for Disease Control) to deny it's existence to this day.
Clinical signs of infections occur 2-14 days after exposure, and if uncomplicated with other agents, or bacteria, symptoms will last around 10 days.
Infected: I just shook Wil Wheaton's hand!
Uninfected: Get the hell away from me, you know that Spock sucker has Comic-Cough right?
Example 2:
Uninfected 1: Hey, did you hear?
Uninfected 2: About what?
Uninfected 1: Joss Whedon has discovered a cure for Comic-Cough!
Uninfected 2: Merciful Zeus!
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An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!
teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*
Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!
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If a man is getting deepthroated and he does not let the headgiver know when he is about to cum and, thereby spontaneously combusts a load of semen into the back of her throat so that she gags and sometimes asphyxiates herself, he is said to have "given her the cough syrup" or "a taste of her own medicine"
John was an agog tennis player. After he lost a painful match to a handicapped black guy he went home to his normally fawning wife. She was upset that he hadn't won his match so she wasn't willing to chug his cum conduit. Suddenly he forced her head down and made sure it went all the way down her throat, then he gave her the cough syrup, she was taken in an ambulance to the ER, and she died the next day due to internal bleeding.
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