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Fairly self explanitary: someone who does something fairly stupid.
(Somebody does something stupid like drop something or just make an idiotic comment)
Reply: You crank...
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using your fist to masturbate in a violent fashion, hitting your genitals hard.
"I had the biggest crank last night."
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greattttttttt book, but this shit gets you fucked up! makes you feel insane, but its very very cheap low grade meth, brings out your real personality.
sally: jeeze im a cranked up on crank
greg: no you is not gurl that shit is cheap
sally: i can't even eat or sleep!
greg: boo, that shit is not even on ma level.
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Verb. To climb viciously hard. Often said of someone who climbs powerful routes at high volume.
Lisa Rands climbed six V7's today; she cranks!
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Did you see amanda's shirt today?! that shit was crank, off the sheezy for heezy
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The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
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