Ice Cream Van

A van that, from a distance, looks like an ice cream truck filled with loads of delicious goodies. Upon closer inspection, however, it ends up seeming rather shady. Shady enough for an adult not to allow desperate children to go up to the van. The first sign is a lack of windows, then a driver with a pedosmile and/or melestache.

The fake-outs are often mistaken for the trucks, and any idiot can tell there is clearly a pedo inside.

Timmy: OH BOY!! An ice cream truck! I want a Spongebob Popsicle!

Mom: Well, if you really want to go Timmy... WAIT! Sorry, Timmy. We can't go.

Timmy: But you said...

Mom: I'm pretty sure it's an ice cream van. You'll learn about it when you're older

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Hookers and Ice Cream

1. Dr. Rockso's favorite past-time.

2. The customary nightcap after riding the Sub-Zero Rape Coaster at Six Figs Faggot Mansion Theme Park

1. Let's go get some hookers and Ice Ca-Ca-Ca-Cream, baby!

2. wowizes, let's grab some hookers and ice cream, end this night right.

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Astronaut Ice Cream

Weed

Made popular by "Dark Necessities" by Red Hot Chili Peppers

"They're like ice cream for an astronaut. Well that's me looking for weed" Astronaut Ice Cream

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Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.

Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.

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vaginal ice cream

The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish

my favorite flavor of vaginal ice cream is brunette, blonde, and redhead

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Ice cream antisocial

A planned event in which one person consumes ice cream. No others are allowed to attend or even know about it.

Alan: What is this? You didn't invite me to the ice cream party?
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.

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The Ice Cream Truck

One in the front and a fist full of ice in the rear.
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker

Bitch was gettin uppity about my fist in her ass, so I decided to chill her out with the Ice Cream Truck.

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