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An act of child molestation or paedophilia that occured while the victim was in the care of the alleged molester or paedophile.
OMGOMGOMG! Nursery crime, get 'im!
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1-Criminal act in which the perpetrator uses or threatens to use violent force upon the victim.
2-iTunes new pricing system.
1-Man, this bitch came up to me and beat my balls with a crowbar. That's what I call violent crime.
2-Wow, I had to pay $1.29 for that new Brittney Spears song. Since when was she worth $1.29? Violent crime, man, violent crime.
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Producing an idea for an offense that may be punishable by law, by holding a spontaneous group discussion. A combination of the words crime and brainstorming. From Arrested Development, Season 5, Episode 7 ("Rom-Traum").
Maeby Fünke: Maybe I can just pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything.
George-Michael Bluth: Like Alzheimer's?
Maeby Fünke: That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. You know, just lying out loud. How funny.
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A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
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A war crime is when you do a crime that makes you war and cum
Mark:hey did you see that new Bella Delphene song
Matt:yeah that’s song was a war crime
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Hate crimes, also known as bias crimes, are crimes committed against people, property, or organizations because of the group to which they belong or identify with, these include race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, religion and other minority group status.
People are so fucken ignorant, thinking that hate crimes are just crimes against black people because they're black, or white people because they're white. Do your fucken research before you write something as stupid as that the next time.
The most famous hate crime (and WOOPS what do you know, its another black-white crime, boo hoo that means every single hate crime out there is black-white....get a fucken life) I know of is the Jasper, Texas incident. A movie was even made about it.
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A crime which has no recourse against the perpetrator, however it is certainly not a victimless crime. It's virtue comes from the victim's inability to provide coherent testimony.
GHB and a Nixon mask, ahh the perfect crime! Good Luck testifying cupcake!
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