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Yeah bro he’s all about her and he fell last night, he’s definitely a crippled simp.
Inability to walk due to a public erection
"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"
Walking like crip also known as crippy with that drippy
I was cripple running to school
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.
Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.
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the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression
"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"
A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.
“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”
1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.
When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.
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