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A chick that comes on 'hot and heavy'
Gee, that Melissa, what a fucken croc pot!
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that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school
that guy is a fucking croc-socker
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To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.
Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.
Also see: Cock-blocking,
Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."
Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
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what brett favre sent to jen sturger.
hey man, i'm totally gonna croc-shot luanne!
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Toddlers that wear crocs. Any child that wears crocs.
"Come on croc tots, lets go to the town pool."
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The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.
Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs
October 23rd is National Croc Day. This means everyone across the United States of America should wear a pair of Crocs on this day!
Person one: Hey, do you have an extra pair of Crocs for National Croc Day?
Person two: Hell yeah my nigga!! What color you want? I got black, red, yellow, and camo.
Person one: I'll take camo so I can look like a badass.
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