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Whilst a man is recieving a BJ, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. Once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a 'death-roll', rolling from side to side until he finishes.
For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
Alex: last night a gave Kris a Crocodile Blow-Job!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
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GAY MUTHA FUCKERS BE LOOKIN LIKE THEY JUST GOT DEM FUCKIN NAILS DONE LIKE A WHITE ORANGE CUNT LIKE BITCH WHAT THEY THINK THAT THEY BE GETTIN LAID LIKE BITTTTTCH U AIN'T GONNA GET LAID U DUMBASS BITCH
gay crocodiles means look above u lazy ass bitch
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The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.
The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is beautiful.
have gay or feminine mannerisms; from the way crocodiles walk (like they just got their nails done)
I know you're straight, but you really walk like a crocodile.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The barely understood phenomenon causing an entirely unknown or almost unknown Australian to rise uncontrollably to global stardom before dying tragically on stage or in real life.
"Paul Hogan and Steve Irwin suffered differently from the crocodile hunter effect."
"Who will the crocodile hunter effect claim next?"
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When a busty women viciously knaws on a mans chode
Matt: so what did you do last night
Jon: I got a crocodile hunter from a whore
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oh my god this is the most annoying crocodile ever i hate it and who thought it was a good idea to cast shawn mendez as the fucking voice actor oh naw
someone; LA LA LA LALLLA 🐊
me; shut the fuck up i hate that lyle lyle crocodile
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