brb crying

Bastardation of "Be right back, I'm going to cry" or "Be right back, I am crying." Used when one would like to excuse his/her self because he/she is overwhelmingly sad, about to cry, or hysterically laughing. This term is used more commonly on the internet.

(Text messaging): "Dang, your breath smelled like shit today!"
"Wait.. since when?"
"about second or first period when you shoved that entire bag of croutons down your throat"
"brb crying"

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crying game

(v.) To find out your girlfriend who you've had intercourse with used to be a man


(v.) To get a woman to undress herself only for her to reveal a penis.


Both definitions come from British Movie the crying game <see definition.

a: why so glum, chum?

B: Jenna told me that she is really a he

a: OMFG you got crying game'd


or


I was touching her up when I felt a lump, I pulled it out and there was a dick that was bigger than mine! I felt like I was in the crying game.

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Vomit-Cry

The act of crying so hard you vomit. Typically done while intoxicated.

While out drinking, Jimmy Blalock had a vomit-cry when he caught Lauren hooking up with another dude.

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dry crying

When you've cried so much all the tears are gone

I cried all day. At the end of the day I was just dry crying.

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Heyman Cry

Heyman Cry ( Search up Heyman )

Heyman Cry is a verb.

The action that Heymans do when they find portraits with them and their heyman monster.

Its when you give a sour face with tears coming out.

Only the true Heymans would preform this hysterical action of "heyman crying"

It has been proven that if you "heyman cry" you are automatically gay and all your friends have proven that you are gay with a theory of the heyman being gay.

Heymans do not like girls with big tits and nice asses.

They like guys.

And when a guy rejects them.

They do the Heyman Cry.

heyman Heyman Cry! :'(
heyman monster :'(

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Crying Hangover

The terrible feeling that you have the morning after you spent half the night crying. Where you emotionally feel like crap and your muscles are sore from stress and crying.

Rachel showed up to class late with a terrible crying hangover the day after her boyfriend broke up with her.

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stop crying

A saying when someone is upset or making a big deal about something stupid, while not actually crying.

-Dude!! we have to read 30 pages tonight?
-stop crying.
-why isnt the remote working?
-stop crying.

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