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A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!
Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!
Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
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A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?
P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
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the longing for something unattainable(could be a person or inhuman object) to the point of near insanity.
inspired by Edward cullen of the twilight seires
a: dude my girl wants to go all the way, but i took a vow of chastity
B: dude you've got some serious cullen syndrome
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a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.
"OMG! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT!!
shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.
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When you start getting high and everytime you breathe you feel it burn; just like a Cullen when they smell human blood and want to drink it- You feel it burning with every breath.
"Fuck, I'm getting high. I've got Cullen Burn!, Every time I breathe, I feel like a Cullen. Like I can smell your blood and it burns."
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to be a show off
person 1: omg stop pulling a edward cullen
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