Drum Rage

The result of failing to play something on a musical instrument leading to anger, unsocialness, and more anger (usualy directed at the instrument or whoever mentions your blatent failing)

A drummer tries to play the most simple thing of all time at a relitively fast pace and succesfully fails. He They then find themselves battering the drum head and storming out of the room in Anger. Drum rage manifests itself in guitarists by causeing them to commonly break thir guitar, or sream abusive language at it.

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drum major

student picked at the end of the pervious to conduct during marching season. They are at the band director's mercy for three months. They do everything they say, and they are "the model" band student. Usually a senior

band student 1: look at the drum major run to the band director
band student 2: yeah thats pretty phateic
band student 1: what do you think she wanted with the drum major
student 2: to tell the drum major that she wanted a glass of water

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Sack Drum

When a male is bored in the shower and stretches his scrotum out and bounces his penis off of it so that looks like his penis is bouncing on a trampoline.

Guy 1. "You know when you're bored in the shower and you stretch your ballsack out and bounce your dick off of it like it's bouncing on a trampoline?"

Guy 2. "What the fuck??? No...."

Guy 3. "Oh, you mean playing the sack drum?"

Guy 1. "Yeah, exactly."

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dirty drums

When you forget to give your drums a shower, and it procedes to plot against you and seek new world order

Those dirty drums just invaded poland

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snare drum

can be a single drum, but can also be part of a drum kit. the loudest in a drumline/band and has a frigen awesome sound, sounds better if there is more that 1 of them.

'that drumline sounds awesome, you can hear the snare drums, there pretty good'

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Drum roll

The moment leading up to a kiss

Marshall: So did you kiss her?
Ted: No I only got a drum roll...

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drum-whore

one usually a girl who always goes after and/or dates drummers.

"dude, that girl dates all the drummers. what a drum-whore"

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