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1. A Bad ass old school Metallica song.
2. The most bad ass gaming clan to walk the earth. Clan Members wear tag ={DMG}=. and continually poon noobs "gretzky style".also known as DMG Their home is dmgclan.com and consist of some of the greatest video gamers known. They are led by "the fearless leader" aka ashe. Other members include Hitlers assasin, Edward Penishands, FarmerBrown,Jacko, Carp, Vertigo, Kid36, Seabass, You so stupad, Houzebomb,Ironman, Lygar, Ice dawg, Rocky, Kcire, and GIRLSW/GUNS see Ciara Bella DMG DMG Clan
I got owned by Damage inc. or DMG pooned my ass. or Farmer brown throws nades Dmg style or my ass hurts from the dmg ownage
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Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time
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Something that has occured that is not in the best interest of the parties involved.
Him: Why did you tell her that? She frigging ballistic now!!!
His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out... oh well the damage is done!
Him: Why did you tell maggies that im with nicki now? She freaking ballistic now!!!
His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out after I told her that you two are an item... oh well the damage is done!
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What someone says when they don't get to eat ice cream sandwich
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ICE CREAM SANDWICH
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When one intentionally farts on another person intending on only harming them, but other people in the room suffer from the foul flatulence.
gassy friend: Hey Mark! Take this!
(farts on Mark)
Mark: eeeew!
John: oh no! Collateral damage!
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When husbands rush to cover for a wife's embarassing behaviour -during a PMS bout for example- in a party or at the mall by apologizing profusely to everyone present and sheepishly picking up after the mess she leaves behind.
Paul: Hey Jim, is that your wife picking up the FootLocker guy by the nose-ring and hitting him with a running shoe on the head?
Jim (shooting towards the store): Damage cuntrol, damage cuntrol...
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Someone who is now undateable or not attractive because of past or current circumstances, but would otherwise be attractive.
Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.
Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.
Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.
Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.
Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.
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