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A university located in the DFW metroplex where nerdy students thrive and parties are few and far between. The more academic and research-based counterpart to UNT.
Kid 1: Bro, where are you going to attend school? UTSA?
Kid 2: Nah, I'm too smart for that place. I'm going to UT Dallas.
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The realist city. Nicknamed the "triple d", formally known as the"big d". Home of the champions. Where the gorillas roam. First 48.
Dallas, Texas is the realist city in America. They also have the most seasons aired of the first 48.
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A small isolated bubble located in Irving, TX. Where excessive study and UD nerdy jokes are passed around at a near continual rate. The students here can makes jokes about about Homer, Plato, and Dante and no outsider will laugh....ever. Majors include practical studies in philosophy, english, and the classics. The coolest thing is the cap bar! Students here believe "the groundhog" to be a sacred animal and dedicate a whole night of drinking to it. Frisbee and Rugby are the only sports people care about. Freshman live in highly stereotyped dorms. Sophomores live in "The New Dorm." Upperclassmen live in the glorified dump across the street known as "Old Mill." Students look forward to Rome because they can spend the semester drinking and not have to worry about Campus "Safety" Officers catching them. It has a set of core classes that everyone complains about. No Lit Trad paper is started until the night it is due. The most beautiful thing about the campus is the tower nicknamed, "the Penis of Las Colinas." Students each in "The Rat."
A UD student will get the joke, "Glaucon likes the dark ones."
The University of Dallas is a bubble community.
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A slappy Dallas is A blow job but the mouth is filled with dip
McNasty gave me the best slappy dallas yesterday
i go to TCA Dallas you mean Trojan condom academy
A dude who managed to fit bussy in a country song
Man1: Have you heard of Dixon Dallas?
Man2: No bro
Man1: He fit the word bussy ins country song
Man2: That song must be so gay
Man1: it is