A level of comparrison of any action, where Darren Young is the worst of the worst.
You made a huge mistake, you are worse than Darren Young...
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To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.
Boyo's, tonight i feel like doing a darren.
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An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt
Darren Keyes stop suckin wully
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A man with the ability to have sex with anyone, at any time, any place.
Commonly found in GTA 5. His main task is to end your life! From doing his paper round at 6 in the morning; to having a coffee with no milk at night, you best hope you keep his needs satisfactory otherwise he may just do a T- 20 countdown on you with a otherwise demeaning full HK- 300 Tank! Question fives are his only weakness as he is never given them in the exam which he is not allowed to sit down in back of the lack of seats in the freezing cold hall...
Calum: βHey Darren Gover, here is what I promised ya!β
Darren: βTHEIR IS NO MILK IN MY COFFEE!β
Calum: βWell, isnβt that a Big Fat Bummer....β
"he's really standing out, that guy. why is he licking his own bum hole though"
"darren oliver, cool"