not my daughter, you bitch!

Quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (book 7), when Mrs. Weasley takes on Bellatrix Lestrange and kills her for trying to take on her only daughter, Ginny.

Often referred to as one of the best/most badass quotes in the Harry Potter series, many younger fans are disheartened to learn it was just a homage to the famous quote from the classic Alien (1986), and not nearly as badass.

Ripley, in a goddamn robotic suit, to the motherfucking alien queen: Get away from her, you BITCH!

Mrs. Weasley, to Bellatrix: not my daughter, you BITCH!

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common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

My boy let me fuck her some,please.

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I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

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Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales

Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.

My daughter, Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales , is very fat

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Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

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dick cheney has a gay daughter

Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.

person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!

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Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

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