Man: Hey, Bob Oliver called and said wassup..
Woman: Bob Oliver who?
Man: Bob Oliver Deez Nutz Biatcheβ¦
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Yeah Something came in the mail today. What deez nuts ha got em
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A creative joke to play on your fellow man.
1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole
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A: guess what
B: w0t
A: deez nutz
A: GOTEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nutsack, ballsack, cock and balls, the leg between your les and sack
1. Yo i gotta tell R. Kelly about that?
2. R. Kelly????
3. Are kelly and you gonna come over here and suck deeez nuts!?!?!!?!
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When someone shows off his/her guts instead of exploding in pain or trying to heal him/her self.
Guy 1 accidentally cuts Guy 2's stomach open.
Guy 1: ARE YOU OKAY!?
Guy 2 opens his stomach so his organs can be seen.
Guy 2: DEEZ GUTS!
Guy 1: NO! DON'T DO THAT!
Guy 2: But they're so healthy!
Guy 1: NO! I'M CALLING AN AMBULANCE!
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