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Brushing one’s teeth while shitting.
Sorry I’m late I rushed as much as I could. I even did the Delaware Duo.
Boss: wtf is that ?
Man it’s this great time saver. Try it out next time you’re running late, you brush your teeth while shitting!
A suburb in PA close to chester,PA and about 30 mins southwest of Philadelphia. Full of stuck up girls mostly with theyre parents money who are all sluts.
I just banged this girl from delaware county. She was such a biotch.
adjective: a commonly used term, especially in the mid-atlantic region, that is snyonymous with being intoxicated. Or, more specificially, the point of intoxication in which it would be difficult to accurately draw Delaware.
Last night, after my third beer, I was drawing Delaware.
When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.
Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night
A Bukakke scenario. The main difference in this variant from the Cincinatti bundt cake is that immediately before the male participants ejaculate on the female participant's ass, you spray her ass with baby powder or talcum powder - as if that is the powdered sugar under the white glazing
I was thinking of giving her a Cincinatti bundt cake but I had a bottle of Gold Bond powder next to the bed. So I pulled out, slapped her ass with the powder, and gave her a Delaware Bundt Cake
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During a threesome, male number one fucks female from behind, doggy style, slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side, next to them, as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor, as he vigorously jerks his pathetic cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other mercilessly. Male number one NEVER allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point!
For an added bonus and maximum sexual stimulation it is highly reccomended that both males wave and shoot guns and weapons in the air
Jim-Bob, Jane and Jamaal just did the unthinkable and engaged in a Delaware Lane Hog.
The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.
Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.