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Unintelligent Design is the antithesis of, "Intelligent Design" theory.
UD is the affirmation that while a Supreme all knowing (Omniscient), all powerful (Omnipotent), ever present (Omnipresent), higher power created all that exists (Omnigenesis), that when it came to inhabiting the earth with what became/changed to/evolved as homo sapiens (us), it fucked up big time!
It created us to be like itself, but stupid. So that we weren't like that Intelligent Designer at all. Then it cursed us as sinners, because the first Mom of us all ate an apple and became smarter than creator dad. And that pissed off dad, who cursed humans for eternity, because Omniscience likes to play dirty.
And then, in an act of second-thought, the designer sent himself to the world he created sinful himself and suffered and died, to lift the curse of sin he bestowed himself. So that those who believed that was love, would be saved from himself.
So once dead, human souls could leave the unintelligent design they'd been living in and move in with the designer of that debacle, for eternity! Think of the fun! Think of the amount of Rubik's cubes laying around to be played with. Think of all those virgins getting deflowered by pasted together formerly exploded meaty pieces, from that other unintelligently designed neighborhood. If the designer fucked up making a garden paradise, think of how perfect heaven stands a chance of being.
Atheism, anyone!?
Ahwoman!
"I'm a natural born sinner, by unintelligent design."
Salvation is a method of saving the world from god, so he can be excused from unintelligently designing the world to be sinful and in need of saving from himself.
God is god by unintelligent design
I think, therefore I beat the odds of unintelligent design.
Jesus saves me from reality, by design.
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(1)Any dog which is crossbred with another canine species with other crossbreeders BUT it does not includes dogs that are forcefully BRED IN A "PUPPY MILL" with other dog including inbreeding with the mother dog & any other dog from the same litter.
(2) a type of dog which was formally known as a "Mutt" or "Mongrel".
Me & my neighbor decided to go to the Designer Dog business by breeding her Poodle with my Cocker Spaniel.
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Small well-groomed dog carried as an accessory by equally well-groomed woman. May be carried in a handbag, pushed in a stroller or less frequently, on a rhinestone encrusted leash. Frequently seen in upscale shopping malls and clothing boutiques.
Can cause cries and gasps of "Soooo cute" from bypassers, retail store personnel and overly friendly salespersons, also usually female but occasionally gay or just trying to make a sale. The astute observer will note the dog's owner basking in the vicarious attention. These cries increase in strength and volume in direct proportion to the number of designer dogs carried, hence many women now sport multiple dogs.
Often dressed for the season or holiday in color-coordinated "cute" outfits and matching fur adornments such as bows. May also sport custom "fur cuts".
Occasionally high strung and nippy, but more often dull and unaware. Yet another way these dogs resemble their owners. Or is it the other way around?
The designer dog is the latest accessory for the well-groomed urban woman.
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Only applies to guys: when hanging out with friends, partying, clubbing etc.
"Men, your designated wingman is basically your dude friend/bouncer/back-up/advisor/partyboy/player. Usually a close friend. Is there to give you that prep talk, before you try to pick up that hot chick giving you the eye at the other side of the bar. To back you up when your new girlfriends ex is there to kill you. To give you the opportunity for the once in a liftime hookup. Is loyal and will back you up in any situation, although it is advised not to borrow money from your designated wingman
Rory: Alright guys, today is the day. I'm gonna ask Jennifer out to the movies at school today.
Tommy, can you be my designated wingman?
Tommy: Yea dawg, i got your back (may be accompanied by a handshake/knukletouch/pound)
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The guy who wrote the other definition for Industrial Design is mostlikely a faggot. Not all ID's are like that. There's reason behind the design. We combine Design, Science, and Business. We make shit look cool, and focus on user-centered design, rather than boring, you need three arms to fuckin make it work type of products. We focus on the exterior of products, such as the plastic on your computer.
Architects design buildings, Industrial Designer's design everything else.
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Creationism under a psuedo-scientific name. Ultimately, it is a myth developed by those who have no understanding or respect of science. People who discredit evolution are misguided at best.
Bay-oosh wants to teach intelligent design because he wants America to become a third-world theocracy/
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