Random
Source Code

detective work

a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol

Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work

by hisokas.corset January 11, 2021


kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.

Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us

by balls69420iloveboys October 25, 2020


Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010


thumb detecting nut fucker

A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.

If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.

by lembnau February 1, 2017


Not a detective

A very scary dom, who is not to be trifled with.

"Oh look! It's Not a detective! Rumour says he deals out spankings and headpats for those who dare ask" "Oh damn, he is a scary dom!"

by NotNotADetective September 9, 2021