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Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.
Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.
Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again
When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.
"Dexter's hilarious"
"Dexter Wright? The handsome one?"
"Yeah, the boy everyone chases after"
He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.
"Dexter's hilarious"
"Dexter Wright? The handsome one?"
"Yeah, the boy everyone chases after"
a silly little man who has 2 completely different mindsets sometimes. no motivation to really do anything at all. gives up to easily. cry’s very easily. does not try. does not really want to do anything else other than talking to sam. me love sam for real
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