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ur cat has diabetes

most unforgivable sin to say, but at the same time you gain the power of god and the devil combined. worse than "ur mum gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny tranny" "ur grandpap a trap" and "ur sister a mister" combined, only use if your a dick.

son 1: ur mum gay

son 2: ur dad lesbian

dad 1: ur granny tranny

dad 2: ur grandpap a trap

god: ur sister a mister

that random neighbor: hi there

that random neighbor: ur cat has diabetes

dad 2: you di-

everything becomes nothing

by that the cat March 18, 2018


Type 2 diabetes

Type 2 diabetes is the most common form of diabetes accounting for 90% of diabetics where you still produce insulin, but the body can't use it properly and is the type of diabetes which you can cause yourself by eating too much fatty foods, calories and being overweight. SUGAR DOESN'T CAUSE DIABETES! No amount of sugar itself can cause diabetes, but if you are prone to gaining body fat easily, then the calories in the sugar can make someone gain weight. 90% of type 2 diabetics are overweight or obese and for some reason I don't know, type 2 diabetes is more common in South East Asians, Hispanics, Latinos, African Americans and Asian Americans than in Caucasians. In fact ethnic minorities are at risk of type 2 diabetes after the age of 25, whereas for Caucasians the risk for type 2 diabetes increases after the age of 40. You may also be at risk of type 2 diabetes if you have a family member with the disease, have high blood pressure, high cholestrol, delivered a baby heavier than 9lbs and lead a sedentary lifestyle. The good news is that type 2 diabetes can be reversible and can be put into 'remission' if you lead a healthy lifestyle such as losing weight, quitting smoking, maintaining a healthy diet and participating in physical excercise.

Type 2 diabetes can be a debilitating disease, but you can save your ass before it is too late.

by Eddie the Head March 16, 2021

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High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

When you are fat and this is what you get.

After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

by Officeworks June 19, 2022

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diabetes juice

a ludicrously surgery drink made using extreme amounts of instant juice power to the point where despite stirring a sludge remains on the bottom. related to bug juice

a full cup drunk in one sitting may induce vomiting

he started to cry after he sampled his 2 parts powder and 1 part water diabetes juice

by just back from camping July 6, 2011


diabetic plunge

When due to your Diabetes everytime you pass urine it's in such large incriments that you push your pee stream as forcefully as possibly to save time and not become too bored peeing for minutes straight

Yo yo Brown: I gotta pee bro
Bobby: Oh shit man, we're going to miss the bus
Yo yo Brown: Don't worry bro, I'll just diabetic plunge!

by GribbySaysDaTruth April 1, 2016


Michael Diabetic

A fat pig that has no pther reason in life but to eat shit and keep his diabetic form. He is a fat piece of shit.

You're about as unhealthy as a Michael Diabetic.

by Golden Gloom 7412 April 10, 2018


diabetic sock

What you call your Jizz Sock without it being a sin

Dude i used my Diabetic Sock last night it was awesome being able to blow my load the holy way

by Jesus Lover42069666 July 9, 2020