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The little piece of sunlight below a girls vagina when she's wearing lulu lemons and her legs are together. Approximately 2cm x 2cm of pure perfection.
(walking behind a girl at a mall only to see a nice cunt diamond) "Yo Alvin are you seeing what i am seeing" Al- " Ya T-bone that's one of the best cunt diamond's i have ever seen!"
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Poser: WTF is that freddy kruger looking shit on your shirt?
Me: That's King FUCKING Diamond you dumbfuck.
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Snorting a line of coke off of the most absolutely, ridiculously hard dick that you can imagine.
My life got flipped, turned upside down when my mom entered my room last month. Aghast at the sight of the three Oakland raiders and their rock hard dusted diamonds, she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Arizona.
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That 🅱️Itch who abandoned spinel
“This was our garden, a special world built for Pink Diamond and I.”
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A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.
Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.
This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."
A day with blue skies with few or no clouds, warm, without strong winds, considered by many to be pleasant weather.
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A 60th anniversary
It's a diamond day outside and I'm not spending one more minute in front of this computer!
It was love at first sight on New Year's Eve 1952, it's a diamond day for Mr & Mrs Couple at the end of 2012.
the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.
this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.
bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?
bp player 1: I've got no choice....