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To lick one’s finger dip it in a dead persons ashes and finger someone
My dad died the other day so we got him cremated, my mum asked me to sherbert dib dab her after
When at the beach, sand is lodged underneath the foreskin of the penis and gets stuck.
"Dave was skeptical about visiting the nudist beach; when he heard about how John got a sandy dib-dab last time.
"Bob decided never to try sex on the beach again as he had to deal with a sandy dib-dab"
A counter dibs shield is a defensive word to counter the attack of a counter dib, therefore, canceling out the counter dib.
(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)
Peter: Dibs on the TV!
*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!
Steve: Awh drat!
It is the ultimate dibs out, if someone pulls the dibs out you can pull the cookie dibs out and it is basically the superior infinity dibs out and nothing can beat it
Dibs out on cleaning it,
Well I cookie dibs out, gotcha
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This is the protocol to end all conflict in the world today. Essentially, if anything has not been claimed ownership of or is contested, the rightful owner is the one who exclaims Dibs. This can pertain to anything that is but is not limited too: Consumable items, permanent items, roles, antiquities, land, and in rare cases people.
Now there are some amendments to this protocol that must be enforced:
1. You can only call dibs on a certain thing if it is within eyesight of the person calling dibs. No calling dibs on the passenger seat of a vehicle in the checkout, as it must be called upon entering the parking lot.
2. Dibs shall only be called when two or more parties have a claim to that item. This can be through verbal or non-verbal clues in the context of the social setting. If someone calls dibs when there is clearly no other person who wants to lay claim to it, it disembellishes the sanctity of the dibs protocol. Dibs is not a word to use in vain.
3. Just to go into further detail on the dibs protocol applying to people. This pertains to calling dibs on the athletic kids in kickball and other games in P.E class where the teacher cruelly picks the two physically acoustic kids as the team captains.
4. In the event that the item that is being called dibs is a public item (ex: classroom seat), dibs must be renewed daily. Either that or until one person has called consecutive dibs on that item for seven days straight. This gives that person full rights to that object
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Conner (new kid in class): Hey imma sit here
Shaianne(a stuck up dweeb): But I sit there, you can't sit there
Conner: Dibs! According to the Interuniversal Dibs Protocol (IDP), this chair is mine now!
Shaianne: yaknow.....Fair enough
Shaianne takes a seat somewhere else, as Connor is now the rightful owner of the chair.
*Russia and Ukraine settle in the Crimea*
Ukraine: This is some pretty good land here
Russia: Yah I like it too
Ukraine: Dibs.
Russia: Well, I was gonna take it over but I can't now because you called dibs.
Ukraine: Yah I know, eat shit commie.
Russia: Yikes, why ya gotta be so rude.
*Ukraine is the rightful owner of the Crimea, and had this happened instead, there would be no conflict.*
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The International Dibs act of 1866 was ratified by 36 countries, including the United States of America, Mexico, Germany, France, Belgium, Spain, and England. This act entitles the first representative of any country or individual or individual group to call “Dibs” (from the Latin ‘Dibimus’ meaning ‘to call ownership before others’) on any unclaimed item or position that has been set before the representative. It is essential to the act that “Dibs” is claimed, and without claiming “Dibs” one may not enact the International Dibs act of 1866
German Representative: “My fellow representatives; my country offers forward 189 Liters of beer to good will”
French Representative: “Nous le voulons!”
American Representative: “ I call “Dibs” based on the ‘International Dibs Act of 1866’...thank you for your 50 gallon donation”
French representative: “Merde!”
The order in which weed is smoked, sparks lights it, dibs is second, tribes is third and quads is fourth.
"i call sparks"
"dibs is where its at punks"
"nahh tribes is the bomb"
"quads gets roach knee gahs"
Let the way of sparks, dibs, tribes, quads lead you.
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