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Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.
Doctor: I have good and bad news. You have cancer. Also prominent dick syndrome.
Patient: Worth it.
A man with a large lifted pickup truck and loud exhaust.
James drives a lifted Chevy pickup with a muffler delete. I’m guessing he has short dick syndrome
When a man (most likely white) has to show off their toxic superiority by acting aggressively to overcompensate for their lack of manhood.
They will behave in such a manner that they believe it’s a public service announcement that people should know about that they have a small dick.
These men have developed a hatred for women that started with their own mother when she didn’t break it to them as a child that he will remain small for the rest of his life.
It is common for men with small dick syndrome to do the following;
- drive either a jacked up 4WD utility vehicle or a Holden Commodore
- does burnouts in residential areas in the rain or at 3am
- other throws his unwanted two cents on social media on how he is so much better than everyone else by treating those who he doesn’t perceive as “normal” as dog shit.
- abuse their intimate partners, including blaming them for their small dick
There’s many men today who have small dick syndrome cannot get over their mummy issues, are employed in toxic misogyny jobs such as politics, aviation, emergency services, military, trades, hospitality or professional sport.
Once a man with small dick syndrome has been called out for their behaviour especially by a woman, they find it an extremely touchy subject, because they cannot believe a woman can see through their bullshit.
*Stranger gives help on social media by commenting several times a similar post of their experiences of product or service*
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Why do you care to even post the same thing on so many comments? Get over yourself you dumb bitch!
Stranger: I’m sorry that mommy didn’t break it to you gently enough for your fragile ego to cope that you have small dk syndrome.
We don’t need to know all about what you’re not packing.
Man With Small Dick Syndrome: Fuck you, slut, you sound like a person with an unhealthy obsession with my dick.
Stranger: No I am female, I can see right through your bullshit.
The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome
A condition suffered by Trump supporters, blind to facts, information and what is happening in the world.
Also known as Trump Dick sucking syndrome. The Conservative version of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Do you see how Trump supporters suffer from Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome, they can't unlatch from the thing no matter how many facts and receipts you hit them with
when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.
“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”
To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you
Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!