Beaver Diva

A woman who needs her lover's undivided attention with regards to oral sex; just lying there, barking directional orders as if she was a 'sat nav'.

"Listen, love: I love you and all, but I can't breathe through my fuckin' ears. Stop being such a Beaver Diva"

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weaver diva

A loud, annoying, usually female yoghurt weaver. Characterised by ethnic clothes, weird diet and ill behaved children. May also smell funny and drink organic banana beer at the Gregson

Oh man, I was having a good time talking to (insert woman's name) when her bitch weaver diva mate turned up and I had to run away.

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backseat diva

When your mother in law is the biggest pain going and yet... what a cougar!

" Gee honey, your mother is such a backseat diva."
" Don't you mean backseat driver?"
" I know what I mean."

Muff Diva

A lesbian with an attitude

Wow - that chick is such a Muff Diva

Food Diva

When someone is so picky to the point that they reject almost all foods in the food spectrum and do not blame it on their pickiness, but rather, on the fact that their palette is superior to that of others

Nancy: Keenan, do you like pickles?
Keenan: No
Nancy: Do you like olives?
Keenan: No, they're disgusting
Nancy: Do you like hamburgers?
Keenan: No, i don't like the combination of bread and meat
Nancy: Do you like mac' n cheese?
Keenan: No, melted cheese is gross
Nancy: Do you like berries?
Keenan: Depends on what kind of berries....

Nancy: Keenan, stop being such a freakin' food diva

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hair diva

a person who exceeds in the doing of hair. also someone who works at Divas.

Wendy is a Hair Diva

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cunt diva

can be a noun, verb or adjective- one could look/act/be cunt diva
1) an elite lifestyle, lived by spoiled and foul mouthed homosexual male teenegers

see alex ward,

"oh my lord, i was busy getting a manicure, when this total fucking shit hole was in my grill piece and i was like fuck off you cock goblin, i'm too cunt diva for your faggot ass shit!"

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