the song that makes you wake up in teh morning. it will also make you hungry for some waffelz. if youre hungry..dont sing the song..
do you like waffles? yeah we liek waffles! do you liek french toast? yeah we liek french toast!
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Only the best pickup line in the world...it makes the person you're trying to hit on ask more than one question like ummm what do you mean do i like hobbies? or what kind of question is that? to which you respond i dont know, well do you like hobbies? it breaks the ice as an awkward conversation started which is funny and not pervy.
Timmy: Hey pretty lady, do you like hobbies?
Jessica: Huh?
Timmy: You know, hobbies...do you like them?
Jessica: I guess so, i play basketball does that count?
Timmy: Of course! i love basketball too!
....3 months later they get married...see IT WORKS!
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A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.
Receptionist: Did I do something wrong?
You: That depends, do you see me?
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Some one asking for a definite answer to a question.
I'm hear obviously so who's typing and What Do You Want?
If you have the stomach to be straight with me, my driveway this afternoon would be a good start. What Do You Want?
Jack: I'm a pirate
Jill: Really, I thought you were a fish.
Jack: I'm haxing you
Jill: If were already at the top of the hill, what do you want? Say something clearly so I can understand you.
Jack: snarbucklearrggggg!
Jill: Your impossible!
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A term that Mario Kart players use when insulting a bad Mario Kart driver. Similar to, "do you even lift?"
Dude you got fourth place, do you even drift?
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While used frequently in fitness and bodybuilding chatrooms and forums, it is also used as an amusing non-sequitur to express general exasperation or derision in situations not involving fitness or bodybuilding.
The light is green...go! God, do you even lift?
This spreadsheet is all wrong. Do you even lift?
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A better joke insult than do you are have stupid. Can be used in any situation involving some clumsy action or verbal stupidness.
No one:
Some guy: I am have grammar okay
Me: Do you have the stupid?
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