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One who hangs out in bars and clubs and acts drunk in order to attract swamp donkeys.
look at that guy! he is acting drunk and the swamp donkeys are moving in. He sure is a swamp donkey wrangler.
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A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!
Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!
When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!
Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!
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A young lady of particular ugliness.
Rob: That girl devon was a swamp donkey.
Luke: Yea but shes gives mad good blow jobs.
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a dirty slut whose vagina is swampy, and reeks like a donkeys ass
I went to a party but my time was cut short, after a swamp donkey approached me asking for sex.
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A female often overweight and grotesque. Often found at high school parties, waiting for guys to get drunk therefore making them an easy target to engage in sexual acts.
I can't believe I hooked up with that swamp donkey!
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Delta Swamp Donkey is the name for the national business fraternity (club in reality) Delta Sigma Pi, due to the fact that this fraternity accepts women, many of whom are hideous swamp donkeys.
Dude I don't wanna go to that house man, it's gonna be a fucking Delta Swamp Donkey party. I just bought these shoes and I don't want some donkey to drip its swamp juice on them and fuck them up.
Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.
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