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Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob

He has a doorknob omg

by Zuzuzups January 5, 2022


Doorknob

Used to open a door
A useless person

Open the door with the doorknob

Your such a doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014


doorknob

a game typically played by high school or secondary school kids in the uk.
when someone says something which is deemed as saying something explicit or 'fruity' about the same gender results in them having to say safety to protect themselves, if they do not, someone who is also participating in the game has the opportunity to shout 'doorknob' which would result in the victim needing to touch a doorknob to save themselves from being beaten up. As soon as the doorknob is called, people participation have the opportunity to beat the victim up until he touches a doorknob or anything which opens doors. (not knockers).

'drops his pen' "i cant pick that up. my back hurts" "ay mandem on my life thats a doorknob"

by KB_0 December 15, 2024


Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.

Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue

by Shelly Trois May 11, 2019


Doorknob

Something that has already been touched by Killer Queen

Killer queen has already touched that doorknob.

by Cool psyeudonym November 27, 2024


doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.

Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????

by I'llprobabblybarelyusethisacc May 16, 2021


doorknob

When someone unwillingly grabs an individuals testicles in a "Knob" turning fashion. Similar to a door.

Ronald, "Bitch make me a sandwich," and Susan said "Fuck you bitch Imma doorknob your ass!"

by KITTEN MITTENSXXXChewbacca February 26, 2011