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Doot

Example 1: When you can't spell the word "door"

Example 2: An exclamation of pain

Example 1's situation: Don't you know how to close a doot?

Example 2's situation: DOOT! I JUST STUBBED MY FUCKING TOE

by That dude we all hate July 28, 2020


Doot

Another term used for "crack", "rock"

Hey bro, let's go get a doot from the trap and get sky high

by July 4, 2023


doot

The noise a card reader makes when you tap to pay for an item.

Word was defined by my granddaughter.

"Doot your card"

Doot your card to pay for the ice cream

by August 8, 2022


Doot

Doot is a red tinted colour more pink, like a skin colour but more pigmented. Related to doot hole

“My bed frame is a shade of doot
“My cats doot hole is the colour doot”

by Doot king January 18, 2019


doot

a doot in Australia means a vagina.
"your mum has a fat doot"

"you have the fastest doot"
"your doot smells like cheese"

by strippergirl2000 May 3, 2022


Doot

The worst thing you can call a man. A remarkably hideous man, inside and out. The epitome of fragile masculinity. He peaked in high school and is only good for his money. He’s got a receding hairline and a ‘good guy complex.’ He’s a huge fan of the ‘not all men’ rhetoric. Completely red-pilled but swears he’s not. Has shared politics with incels. Crusties around the mouth. Smells like saliva. Calling a man this will destroy his ego.

See the way he’s standing? What a total Doot!

by Stirringupshit November 23, 2024


Doot

Internet-slang for the sound a trumpet - or more broadly, wind instruments in general- makes.
compare: honk

Man, this song has some tough doots

by God-of-Toasters May 13, 2019