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When an employer secretly sells his/her business to a third-party without ever publicly acknowledging the fact to the employees of said business.
What happened to that old kvetcher, Max? He's looking all guilty and secretive... I mean, more than usual.
Haven't you heard? He subjected his art gallery to a Dutch takeover, now there's a guy he introduces to people as his new business "partner".
When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.
Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave
When a man or woman uses there dirty ring hole to stamp thier partners body like a dutch passport.
friend 1- didn't see you on the weekend, where were you?
friend 2 - met this girl and she hooked me up with a dutch passport.
When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.
Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!
The ability to enjoy, beyond all objective measures, terrible singing and/or music.
"Put your Dutch Ears on, we're going to the Jessica Simpson concert."
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A popular new flavor of the Dutchmaster cigars. They're sweet and aromatic. They're a subtle and pleasent way to burn through approx. 1.5 - 3 grams of your favorite treat.
"Yo i just copped a grape dutch from Getty."
"Man! That foolish hater wouldnt sell me a grape dutch!"
"Have you endulged in a delicious grape dutch yet?"
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When everyone in a group is expected to pay their own portion of a dinner bill.
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