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When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.
Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave
When a man or woman uses there dirty ring hole to stamp thier partners body like a dutch passport.
friend 1- didn't see you on the weekend, where were you?
friend 2 - met this girl and she hooked me up with a dutch passport.
The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie
Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors
When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.
Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!
The ability to enjoy, beyond all objective measures, terrible singing and/or music.
"Put your Dutch Ears on, we're going to the Jessica Simpson concert."
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A popular new flavor of the Dutchmaster cigars. They're sweet and aromatic. They're a subtle and pleasent way to burn through approx. 1.5 - 3 grams of your favorite treat.
"Yo i just copped a grape dutch from Getty."
"Man! That foolish hater wouldnt sell me a grape dutch!"
"Have you endulged in a delicious grape dutch yet?"
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When everyone in a group is expected to pay their own portion of a dinner bill.
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