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The sexiest man on earth. If you see him, hide your girl, she will run over to him like hes a magnet. He has the worlds biggest cock, usually 15+ inches.
Girl: Omg, is that Ege?
Girl 2: Omg it is *orgasms*
Boy: Oh shit I gotta hide my girl
Girlfriend: *starts sliding towards Ege*
Best person in the world, loves mac and cheese, a person who likes games and is kinda dry over text.
person 1: wow who is that??
person 2: thats Ege! :D
One of the most important and impossible exams in Russian schools. Many children (more than 50%) jump from window because of bad marks and their parents beaten with a big gold hammer. Other 50% drink a lot of vodka behind their houses with gopniks.
- What's your mark on EGE?
- I've got 20 of 100, so i decided to go live under the bridge.
- Holy shit, that sucks, see you soon.
A 22 year-old, super attractive philosopher who is just about to publish his PhD thesis about his groundbreaking dimensions-theory. He is in a long-term M&M commitment with two amazingly smart and hot chicks. Always down for some sarcasm and that’s what she said jokes. However, he is extremely popular and difficult to reach since his phone-line is always busy. All in all, a nutritious guy - 10 out of 10 recommend to date!
“I met this holy fucking amazing, funny, intelligent and stunning guy on Bumble - He’s just an Ege!”
a turkish name. ege handsome and tall.both kind and friendly. ege is a very good friend.
and a good lover. gets along well with both genders.
Turkey has both a region and a sea called the Aegean.
ege plays fps games well.
his fingers are too long
and is protective
meaning: a person who is responsible for all kinds of behavior of a child, especially a student, who looks after his affairs and protects him
note: ege has veins
you: no it will kill me
ege:don't worry i'm here
Ege's are smart, sensitive, loving, sporty, and care about others more than themselves. You can always look for an Ege to be a good friend or someone that will be there for you till the very end. Ege's are also very funny and really attractive. Not to mention, really fucking funny.
Kaya: Damn that Ege kid is really funny.