easter-pig

An overweight chick with garishly overdone makeup, (always with the blue eyeliner) and those overplucked and drawn-on-with-black-marker eyebrows. They usually have frizzly bleached out blonde hair done with a perm and lots of gel.

Pete: "Damn, check out that nasty easter-pig sitting over there at the bar! Ouch!"

Jenn: "Holy shit! She must need solvent and a paint-scraper to wash her face at night!"

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Easter Bunny

Refers to a vehicle originating in eastern Canadian provinces. Typically exhibiting symptoms of accelerated corrosion due to roads salts used during winter months. Easter Bunny's are ones to avoid or at least pay less for.

Whoa, look at all the rust on this car, it must be an Easter Bunny eh!?

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Easter Basket

The Act of the "Easter Basket" is performed mid fuck, While thrusting a women vigorously, The dude removes his penis from her vaginal secretion. At this point he inserts his testicles in her basket. Resembling an "easter egg basket"

1. Oh Man i was fucking the shit out of this slut last night and i totally gave her the "Easter Basket". Shoved em right up there.

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easter cholo

a really pissed off mexican in a bunny suit

run! the easter cholo has a knife!!

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easter bomb

to put m-80s into an egg and hide it so when your kid finds it, the explosion will show why denver is a city and key bank is a bank

i hid an easter bomb and the first one to det it will become burnt and smarter

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Easter People

One hell of a great Festival where Christains unite and do amazing things, its a life changer.

I am saved from sin "If the son sets you free you will be free indeed" John Chapter 8 verse 36 (I think)

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Easter Basket

General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.

Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"

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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".

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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".

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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"

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