egg

This is a word wrongly defined by many people. It is actually a misspelling of the word gegg, which means to leap backwards into a hole whilst watching a snail race. It has come to mean a roundish thing commonly laid by a chicken, but this is WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

"Did you see John gegg then?"
"That was top-notch gegging!"

NOT

"Oooh, look at that chicken laying an egg. I might just scramble it!"

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Egg

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Egg

An egg is a thing that erm... comes out of a chicken. Yup.

Mum, Look! That chicken is shitting out that egg!..

Wait mum is that shit?

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Egg

There is many types if eggs, Lets start with the egg we all know, The edible egg we all know what that is, and of course you can call a person an egg, it can be a good thing or a bad thing for example your a wee egg, or omg your such an egg

Molly: Your such a wee egg
Definition of a bad egg
Molly: Your such an egg!

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Egg

An alternative way to spell “teefumz”
The incarnation of Humpty Dumpty!!

She does look like an egg and fell off her chair

“Here comes the egg”

“Here comes teafumes”

That’s terrifying😰

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EGG

EGG or E.G.G
Extraordinary Gathering of Geeks
Usually a bunch of geeks gathering on a chat site or MMO.

"we should so do an EGG on Minecraft tonight!"

"frack yes, I will tell the rest of the gang!"

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Egg

Acting in an absurd manner, or having any qualities of a stale egg.

“Jade is such an egg.” “Alicia, stop being an egg.”

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