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lemme guess. You're here cuz
1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system
2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"
but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.
person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.
person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them
person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.
Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.
a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.
john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))
It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.
Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”
A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp
I want a big eggplant bum right now
That boy on scenekids.com is such a versatile eggplant!