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a vegetable used to describe a fukcing bricked up boner.
john: hey, i brought a eggplant.
12 year old kids on the internet: gimme some of that bbg ;)))))
It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.
Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”
When you try to fuck someone but miss and they throw you out of bed into Poland
I can't believe it! I tried to fuck my wife and she hit me with the eggplant motorcycle!
A big massive eggplant in ur bum and u bounce on it and u can sprinkle it with toe nails to make it sharp
I want a big eggplant bum right now
That boy on scenekids.com is such a versatile eggplant!
Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.
Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!