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Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.
"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"
"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."
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Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.
Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.
The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.
How is your relationship with Alex?
Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.
The antithesis to a Paragon of virtue
Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren
Any place that's hard to get to and (in the speaker's opinion) invariably not worth the effort.
"For profit internet colleges are not worth the effort, they are just empty bubbles."
When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.
Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT
Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.
Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes