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empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

by dscully September 4, 2012

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Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 14, 2020


Empty Chair

Verb: To display and bring attention to an empty chair/podium from someone who chickened out of an interview/debate that they promised to do as a method of humiliation.

Boris Johnson refuses to show up for the second Leaders debate about climate change, so a petition has been made for Channel 4 to empty chair him.

by JourneyLT November 22, 2019


Paragon of emptiness

The antithesis to a Paragon of virtue

Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren

by Sexydimma December 27, 2022


Empty bubbles

Any place that's hard to get to and (in the speaker's opinion) invariably not worth the effort.

"For profit internet colleges are not worth the effort, they are just empty bubbles."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021


Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.

Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

by Harry B. Alls February 9, 2021


Empty koolaid

When you bust a nut so many times that your testicules look like a empty koolaid pouch

John was in an orgy recently and I heard he got an empty koolaid pouch

by Jaun Marston January 10, 2019