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The relationship dynamic between Instagram users @amanecaprisun and @hanakocaprisun bc cina didn’t like pasta at first but now they’re super duper in love and they hold hands and kiss everyday totally
“What’s ur favorite ship dynamic?”
“One sided enemies to lovers.”
“Oh like Cina and pasta those two totally awesome Instagram accounts”
People who exchange telephone numbers with people they hate, never talk to (and never will), or are enemies with. It makes no logical sense yet there's always one enemy-exchanger in a crowd. If you see one, either:
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life
STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.
Can I have your phone number?
No, you Enemy-exchanger!
I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.
Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"
enemi: noun;
def 1:more than best friends that can be krinjy af sometimes(ok a lotta times)
def 2: got each other's backs all the time
def 3: someone who's always there for you
synonyms: none.
i--- is the ninth letter and the third vowel letter of the Latin alphabet, used in the modern English alphabet, the alphabets of other western European languages and others worldwide. Its name in English
see - perceive with the eyes; discern visually.
who- what or which person or people.
you-used to refer to the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
"are you listening?"
are-second person singular present and first, second, third person plural present of be.
my-belonging to or associated with the speaker.
enemy-a person who is actively opposed or hostile to someone or something.
i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy
A type of person who spoils what happens next in the current episode of a mainstream series to someone who hasn't watched the current episode.
Frank loves to watch Game of Thrones but likes to spread the word and share what happened in social media, since then, he was an enemy of mankind.
Punky Pewster's favorite sex position.
We're still not sure of what this entails, so please standby.
Him: so what's your favorite sex position?
Her: A Friend of the Enemy.