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When several people get out of a car at a stoplight, and have sex on top of the car. A sex act that is extremely difficult to pull off, and has an extremely high probability of arrest. DO NOT ATTEMPT
Did you see those two have sex on their car??" "No, i can't believe anyone would try the Japanese Fire Escape!
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The best YouTube collab channel ever. Look them up
Person 1: OMG have you heard of my digital escape!?!
Person 2: yes they are the best collab channel ever!
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Escape from Tarkov is a hardcore shooter where you lose all your items if you die in the game. Made by Battlestate Games, your objective is to build your "Hideout" (which is your base) and level up your level. You can also trade with many traders and do quests to gain items and xp points. There are 2 main factions you choose when you first start the game USEC, an American PMC, and BEAR which is a Russian PMC. There is also a sub-faction called "Scavs" there people are former PMC contractors which have left on their own path. You can collect items with them but won't lose your current gear if you die with them. Theres a 30 minute cooldown after you die or leave raid as a Scav.
Many veterans of the game say the game is fucking shite and gives you PTSD but they still play it because it's "fun". Many new players which are called "Timmies" have obnoxiously bad aim and survival times but always carry their most expensive gear into raid.
The game normally costs around €40.99 but can be on sale in holidays. There are 4 different editions of the game which are more expensive but give you better loot and more storage space in your stash.
There are many jokes in the game, mainly the (head, eyes) phrase which refers to when you die painfully by one shot to the eyes, the most hard to protect vital spot in EfT. There are countless of "Crutch Weapons" and "Rat guns" but the game overrall is pretty much balanced. Rat spots are places no one expects a player to be yet there is one.
John: Yo wanna play Escape from Tarkov, just got a MP7 from a timmy in labs
Paul: I lost everything in the game and can hear footsteps in my sleep please help.
Daddy Prapor my love uwu
The official club name for people who like it in the ass
“Hey have you seen escape from tarkov? Looks cool right?”
“Yea I’ve seen it but Im really a fan of having it in the ass so..”
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One of the most awsome bands in the world!!!! i promis if you check them out you will like them, i heard them once and i was hooked, so type them in and check em' out!!!!!!!!!
escape the fate (BAND)member:
bassist:MATT GREEN, backup vocals
lead vocalist:CRAIG MABBITT
lead gutair:BRYAN"MONTE"MONEY
drummer:ROBERT ORITZ
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Another large plague brought to you and promoted by scene kids, but this time it's on YouTube. My Digital Escape consists of 7 famous YouTubers that originally had the intention of making videos to help angsty scene kids with their problems, but ended up making pointless videos of them acting like 5 year olds. Most of these members are YouTubers in their late teens and early twenties, who still haven't moved on from their 14 year old emo and scene phase. This YouTube group also led to the downfall and irrelevance of BryanStars, who stopped doing interviews for the glory of getting more views of My Digital Escape.
Stupid Scene Kid: ERMERGERD MY DIGITAL ESCAPE IS THE BEST THING EVER! JOHNNIE GUILBERT AND BRYANSTARS HELP ME SO MUCH!
Someone who understands: Shut the fuck up! My Digital Escape is pointless and is the reason Bryan sold out!
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Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners.
They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"
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