English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

When an English teacher starts out nice at the beginning of a school but than later snaps and becomes a mean teacher that randomly yells at kids.

Guy 1: What ever happened to Ms. teacher? she used to be so nice!
Guy 2: Yea but shes so mean now.
Guy 1: I know, she has English Teacher Syndrome (ETS)

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et in arcadia sum

Scruffy cunt from the port, needs to have a shave the bearded pissflap, often seen having around with "the girls of the internet". Known to the world as "greesy bolocks dan". Drives a Jap sports car, called a nissan bluebird, which is quite popular with out asian cousins and taxi drivers.

He is also spoted with a girl called rach, there is reason to believe there is some suspicious activity going on between the two.

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dixi et salvavi animam meam

Latin for "I have spoken and saved my soul".

Traditionally used as a Catholic confessional context, signifying redemption by confessing to one's deeds.

Also famously used by Karl Marx in his Critique of the Gotha Programme (1875), to signify his relief at denoucing someone he perceived as a charlatan.

I have murdered a man and slept with his wife afterwards.

May God grant you forgiveness in His domain, my son.

Dixi et salvavi animam meam.

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en temps et lieux utiles

an English translation of a French phrase meaning

"when the time, place, context and/or circumstances are appropriate for one to learn/know/understand something"

son: Dad, I'd like to learn how to drive a car, my older brother who is 16, is learning how to drive. Why can't I?

father: Oh. you'll learn en temps et lieux utiles, all right but, at age 13, you are definitely not old enough. now, go to bed.

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Le Chat et Le Gangster

The best book ever about a soft hearted gangster who falls for a cat and gets caught

Woah Le Chat et Le Gangster est super!

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Skad da et bens vetyda?

Shifting back the first consonant sound in each word in the swedish phrase "Vad ska det ens betyda?"

Often used when you witness something that makes no sense whatsoever.

Guy 1: u mom pp smol xD comedy 2019
Guy 2: Skad da et bens vetyda?

sik wet et

(Pronounced "Sick wet it")
1. the state of being more than just wet.
2. extremely wet.
3. a saying often used when talking about something "sick" or "wet"

1. Brice is sik wet et.
2. Oh my god did you just see that? Yea it was sik wet et.

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