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Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.
She is such an Evelyn Parker.
the most perfect person to step foot on this planet. Ethereal, absolutely beautiful. honestly the sweetest and most amazingest person I've ever met. I love her so much. I hope that she realises how amaizng she is and how much her existence has influenced me for the better and how she's help lift the biggest burdens from my back. hope we share chips at school again and have staring contests <3
she's so ethereal. Her name must be Ira evelyn sunil
May 23rd, a day to appreciate Evelyn’s around the globe.
“Hey! It’s May 23rd!! Happy National Evelyn Day!”
Benjamin Evelyn Waters:
Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035
Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.
Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”
Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“
Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.
He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰
She wants her best friend Olivia Nicastro to know that she is perfect and that she misses her so much. She loves her more than anyone on the planet and she wants her to know that she is her everything and that no one could ever replace her.
Evelyn Taylor loves her bestie Liv
this is a tru fact and noone can deny it
everyone who tells that this isnt the truth is evil and a liar
example 1
E: "simt is cuter then evelyn"
S: "u r right"
E: "Of course i am"
example 2
E: "simt is cuter then evelyn"
S: "no u r cuter"
E: "stop beeing a liar bae"