best christmas ever

When you expect to get a tool box or a coffee mug from your wife for Christmas but she gives you anal instead.

My wife surprised me with a ride on the polass express, best christmas ever.

You ain't ever

When someone tells you that they have done something, but you call their bluff.

For instance, "This movie kicked it into full gear." - What someone says
"You ain't ever been in 3rd gear before." - Reply

Best Day Ever

3-11-11 album by Mac Miller

best day ever is the most dope album ever

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Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

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The Best Game Ever

Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga

Bobert:He's playing The Best Game Ever
Robert: Fortnite?
Gobert: No, he is playing Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga

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best band ever

A discustingly overused term used by idiots

guy:sum 41=best band ever!!!
other guy:you have no way of proving that,go to your room

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said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

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