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The last inch of a forty ounce that’s way too warm to finish.
Yo!!! There’s no way I’m going to down the evil inch. That’s nasty!!!
My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.
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grammatically awkward reference to a gang of putative bad actors
"we will rid the world of the evil doers"
rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers
anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer
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Lawful evil is a tendency in RPG alignments that denotes a lawful behavior (ethics) in the chaotic-lawful axis and evil morality in the good-evil axis.
A lawful evil dictator that rules with an iron fist and oppresses its people is an example of lawful evil creature.
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everyone has an evil twin it’s the one person that can hype you up to do crazy shit. You guys have toilet papered an ex’s house and you would do it again. Evil twins are a deadly combo but also the most fun. Find your evil twin.
Omg there’s KK she’s my evil twin 😈
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something so good it has to be the work of the devil, you hesitate to tell anyone else about because you don't want to share in the evil goodness, needful things.
your mother's spaghetti and meatballs, triple malt scotch, a particularly head-clearing bowel movement, an attractive girl who will lick, flick and even chew your grundle happily and without judgement, cracked wifi.
John: How did you find parking?
Bill: I have this evil good secret spot in an an alley but I'm not saying where exactly.