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Best. Game. Ever.
Deus Ex absolutely rapes Counterstrike.
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Someone who you used to have a crush on and is currently:
a) a friend
b) a person you never even talk to
c) a jerk
d) a completely immature person
a) You: Hey there!
ex crush: 'Sup?
b) Friend: You know Aaron?
You: Aaron who...oh, right, that guy!
c) Friend: Did you hear Ben shoved Chris yesterday?
You: That son of a bitch!
d) Friend: Danny left home last week because his mom wouldn't give him a car.
You: *rolls eyes*
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see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.
I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.
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1. He who must not be named, otherwise known as douche bag face.
2. He is the subject of conversation for an indefinite amount of time, but he's not worth wasting your breath.
3. That guy whose stuff you keep finding and burning (except the jewerly).
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household ex is either (1) when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt after the breakups or (2) an ex boyfriend that still hangs out with the ex girlfriends family and vice versa
ex: “when your little sisters new boyfriend meets the household ex”
what scott is to the kardashians
To convince yourself (and the people around you) of the thought that "everything" used to be better with and about her/him.
Usually triggered after being turned down or a sudden realization of having been single for some time. Often starts of at a bar or café, resulting in excessive drinking and pondering.
People suffering from an ex-fetish often bore the people around them with stories from "the old days" when she/he was still around.
Example 1;
Dude #1: Check out the back on that honey!
Dude #2: Meh.. Sara's was much sweeter.
Dude #1: Dude, you didn't even look.. Do I detect an ex-fetish?
Example 2;
Dude #1: Dude, you want a beer?
Dude #2: -Sighs- I remember how Sara really loved her beer. I recall this one day when the both of us decided to..
Dude #1: -cuts off- Ex-fetish alarm! Just shut up and drink your beer!
Removing your ex boyfriend/girlfriend from your life by removing them as a friend from Facebook, removing their phone number, cease all contact with them, preferably stop being in the same crowd and talk to their friends, stop acknowledging their existence, ignoring them wherever you see them, throwing away all gifts you got from them etc.
- She cheated on him so after the break up, he had an ex-ectomy, he removed everything that was related to her...