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It means that your eyebrows are not meant to be identical.
- God, my eyebrows are not symmetrical
- Girl, eyebrows are sisters, not twins!
Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.
Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?
Person B: Who hasn't?
The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.
Hey Tom, want to get some friends and play a game of Mongolian Eyebrow Tag after school?
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A sharpie or any fine point black magic marker because for some reason, slutty hispanic women love to draw dark lines on their eyebrows.
Look over there how those hideous women used a mexican eyebrow pencil on their eyebrows. {shudders}
That teenage spic slut used a sharpie above her eyes.
Hey honey, will you pick me up a mexican eyebrow pencil at the store {honey returns home w/ a sharpie marker}.
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When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.
Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.
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The only roast a 9 year old knows
Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here
Lily has an eyebrow, she also had a nose and a foot.
Lily is very smart and really tall😍. She is very good with numbers and a super fast runner🏃🏃
Whats that thing over there?
Lily's left eyebrow