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wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.
Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless
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An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.
Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.
They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.
With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.
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Portsmouth FC or Portsmouth Football Club, Is a small football team on the south coast of England managed by a fat ageing man. Portsmouth FC are also one of the most overated teams in Premiership Football with a team entirely made up of OAP's and rejects of decent clubs.
The team play their home games at Fratton Park, which resembles a recreation ground.
One of the main supporter chants of this club is
"Play up Pompey, Pompey play up"
This is commonly returned to them by the oppostion fans as,
"Fuck off Pompey, Pompey Fuck off"
Portsmouth FC spend each football season desperately trying to avoid relegation.
Guaranteed six points for all opposition of Portsmouth FC
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Liverpool Fc the most succesful club in england not britain cos rangers are with 50 somehting titles and so many cups i've lost count
50 something titles and so many fa and league cup wins and the the only scottish team to go past the group stage in the champions league. were as Liverpool FC have only got 18 titles
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Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.
Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.
Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.
Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.
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The most over-rated club in Australian football history.
First champions of the A-League, but truly sucked balls in the 06/07 season. The club sturggles to get a croud to games, unlike rivals Melbourne Victory. Most people know Sydney FC as Scum FC.
Wellington Fan - We beat Sydney Fc.
Melbourne Fan - So did we, 5-0.
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One of the most succesful clubs in England, holding the most European Cups 2 more than their arch rivals Manchester United. People often refer to their fans as "glory supporters" but they probably have the best supporters in England, with the famous Kopite and most of their fans ACTUALLY live in Liverpool unlike Manchester United who do acutally have glory hunting fans!
United fan - What team do you support?
Liverpool fc fan - Liverpool
United fan - Haha they're shit
Liverpool fc fan - How many European cups have you won? Who won 4-1 at Old Trafford?
United fan - shut up we're still better!
Liverpool fc fan - How?
United fan - Dont know im thick and dont know anything about my team and going to support someone else when we start loosing games
:)
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