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Faith

(noun) - The willful suspension of logic and reason so as to allow the belief of a claim that either:

A) has no evidence in support of
OR

B) has evidence in direct support of the exact opposite of the claim.

Person1: Jesus was born of a virgin mother.

Person2: That's impossible. Parthenogenesis has never been observed in mammals and even if it by chance transpired, Jesus would have been female as human mothers can only donate Y chromosomes and males require both the X and Y chromosomes.
Person1: Well I have FAITH in the claim so fuck you, I'll believe what I want despite the overwhelming evidence and damn near proof showing that my belief cannot possibly be true.

by zerO_One March 16, 2017

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Faith

Faith is a bitch no one really likes her because she steals people’s boyfriends she likes to eat burgers when she’s with her man faith is a little skank whore.

Faith is such a Bitch

The whores name is faith

by Kings777777d February 23, 2019

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Faith

1.) The name of a character in Joss Whedon's Slayerverse. She is a slayer like Buffy, but cooler and cuter.

She eventually turned evil, got put in a coma, woke up, switched bodies with Buffy to be evil, got switched back, went to be evil in Los Angeles, tried to kill Angel, tortured Wesley, had a breakdown, went to jail, turned good again, got out of prison to catch Angelus, went into another coma, woke up, saved Angel, went back to Sunnydale and helped Buffy stop The First Evil.

2.) Anyone who is a secondary character that is actually much better than the main character of a TV show, movie, book, etc.

3.) A song by George Michael.

1.) Guy 1: Did you watch Buffy last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, Faith was so much cooler than Buffy.

2.) Guy 1: Dude, Daniel Jackson is totally O'Neill's Faith.
Guy 2: Rock on.

3.) Guy 1: Dude, "Faith" is such a good song.
Guy 2: You listen to George Michael? He's such a fag.

by Aaron D. Edwards June 3, 2005

16πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Faith

a: belief in things not seen

b: an excuse used by the ignorant when facts become hard to accept

c: the first name of a mediocre female country music singer

d: religious logic; an oxymoron

Definition 'a':
When I woke up this morning I went downstairs and with my eyes closed in the throes of a luxurious yawn I walked groggily into the living room and plopped down into my comfy chair which, despite having not been seen yet today, was still there where I left it.

Definition 'c':
The song 'This Kiss' is one of Faith Hill's greatest hits.

Definitions 'b' & 'd':
PERSON 'A': I may not know a lot about science or math or even the world at large but I have faith that when I die everything will be alright.

PERSON 'B': So you're stupid then?

by The Dark Comedian June 13, 2013

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Faith

A stunning girl with pretty hair. Always on a mood, loves types of guys with lovely taste, very picky sometimes and all ways have her friends backs.

Dylan: What are you doing tonight??
Hellen: Going to Faith's party, everyone is invited!!
Faith: I will have your back no matter what! Faith announced

by Ring _fantasy March 1, 2018

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Faith

She is perfect

Person 1:have you seen how perfect faith is.
Person 2: ikr she is just absolutely stunning amazing beautiful and just amazing.

by FaithIsamzing December 1, 2020

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Faith

Seems like the most amazing person you'll ever meet until you get to know them. Be very careful if you ever meet one.

If you meet a Faith beware.

by justyouraveragebritishgirl November 12, 2018

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