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the selfless act of working your way into the pants of a fat ugly female troll so that your buddy can get laid by her more-appealing ladyfriend; hopefully he signals his success before you have to actually consumate the deal, you don't want to be waking up in the morning with the coyote ugly troll laying in your bed
Two hotties came into the bar with their troll in tow; I decided to fall on the grenade so that Ken and Matt could get laid by the hotties. Fortunately Lucinda the Troll wanted to go slow so after I had heard the bedsprings in the other two rooms I told her I had a headache and gave her Rob's cellphone number then told her to call me 3 days hence.
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A hard hitting documentary by Alex Jones that goes into the plans by the New World Order to enslave the human race. Focuses primarily on Obama, but also covers a little on Bush as well. Basically it's like a continuation of The Obama Deception, but goes into further detail than the last one. Does not go so much into Bilderberg as Jones' previous documentaries does, but still a powerful film and worth a watch.
Joe: Scott are you going to watch the news tonight?
Scott: No, mainstream media is nothing more than lies, half-truths, and propaganda. I'm going to watch Fall Of The Republic instead.
Joe: Good call
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When you want to make a fall on the grenade but the grenade turns out to be bigger than you expected!
Derived from the tsar bomba which was the most powerful nuclear bomb ever detonated.
Dude1: Dude! Last night I had to take one for the team and sacrifice myself by fucking the fat chick. But she was such a fatty that I thought I am not gonna survive this night!
Dude2: It's ok buddy. Somebody had to fall on the grenade.
Dude1: It was not just a grenade! It was a nuclear bomb!
Dude2: So it was a fall on the tsar i guess.
Dude1: Definitely.
to get into trouble with someone or something.
I am a dangerous man to fall foul of
When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃
The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵
The act of intentionally (or unintentionally) rolling down the side of a mountain.
*Mountain Falling is extremely dangerous and should only be performed by trained professionals. It may result in serious injury or death.
The concept is simple:
As in Mountain Running, you must get yourself to the peak of a mountain by any means necessary...Fall down it.
This can be accomplished in a number of ways:
1) A wave of insanity mixed with a feeling invincibility may overcome rationality, resulting in throwing yourself down the side of a mountain.
2) One may simply slip and fall.
3) An inexperienced "Mountain Runner" may fail to keep their body upright while taking part in Mountain Running.
100% chance of injury unless wearing appropriate gear.
Invetned at the summit of Peak 8, Breckenridge, Colorado - August 14, 2010 (Two days after the invention of Mountain Running). While decending from the peak, two hikers spotted a large snow bank. After taking part in a mid-summer snowball fight, one curious hiker decided to venture down the side of the snow field. He slipped & proceeded to slide over the edge, plummeting down the 35 foot, 70 degree slope. After falling, bouncing & tumbling down the snow slide, the hiker rolled another 20 feet through a bed of rocks before coming to an abrupt stop. Miraculously, he stood up, brushed himself off & began to laugh as he realized his sunglasses had stayed on the entire time. The only injuries suffered were a few scrapes & bruises.
Hiker A:
"Oh S#;t! This is a steep snow bank! Maybe I can try walking dow-(*slip*) Whoops!"
Hiker B
(after discovering his friend survived the fall):
"Hahahaha! That was some pretty intense Mountain Falling right there!"
When falling down the side of a mountain, one is experiencing Mountain Falling.
Mines Falls Park is one of the most instantly recognizable and vital parts of the city of Nashua. The park is located in the heart of the city and was purchased in 1969 with city and federal Land and Water Conservation Fund (LWCF) monies. The 325-acre park includes forest, wetlands, and open fields; it is bordered on the north by the Nashua River and on the south by the Millpond and canal system.
Not for nothin, but Mines Falls is wicked nice ked. You got the Nashaway Rivah, the canal, and lotsa soccer fields out heah. Did you know that they had like a ton'a mines in the woods, and that's how it got named Mines Falls? You betta pick up ya dog crap though - all these doodie bags are gettin me pissed!