Almost Famous

What talk show hosts or certain celebrities are called that have no reason being famous.

On TRL, Eminem made a comment about Carson Daily being almost Famous.

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a famous austrian painter

uh... we'll save this one for later.

tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

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famous last words

Statement made just before an untimely passing.
Things said by a person about to unwittingly cause his own death.
Such as:
I promise I won't get hurt.
Hey you guys watch this!
That (insert dangerous animal here) won't attack me.
I checked it's not loaded.
It's deep enough watch me.
I've done this a hundred times.
I know what I'm doing.
I am not going too fast!
I drive drunk all the time nothing's going to happen.
I can handle it.

Famous last words of a fool: This will be easy, no one's going to get hurt.

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make you famous

To kill you, where your fame comes from being on the front page of a newspaper or lead story on TV news as the victim of an especially brutal or high profile murder.

I'm about to make you famous, person-who-has-disrespected-me!

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snap-finger famous

(Coined by the infamous Kevin Hart during a live interview):

(adj.): A person or figure who is snap-finger famous is one whose cultural relevance balances between nonexistent and barely tangible.

*starts snapping fingers rhythmically*

"Aw, shit- what's that one useless bitch's name again?... Yeah, that one-"
*continues snapping fingers while furiously attempting to jog the memory*
"Yeah! That Kim Kardashian bitch, that's the one."

(snap-finger famous)

high school famous

Shitty adults who, after graduating high school, haven't done much (if anything) noteworthy in their lives. Instead, the only reason why they're remembered at all is for their esteemed social status in high school, which is sadly the only thing they'll ever be remembered for.

Dude: Hey, isn't that Nick Rodgers?
Dude 2: Who?
Dude: You know, Nick Rodgers from high school... he was our quarterback, Prom King, all that shit.
Dude 2: Oh yeah, that's right. Doesn't he work at that tire shop at the edge of town?
Dude: Yeah, why?
Dude 2: Well, see. He's high school famous. But we're not in high school anymore, now are we?

famous last words

1. used in a coversation to show disbelief of the previous statement.

2. used as a warning that following the course of action just mentioned will result in impending doom.

1. Tom: Dude I will NEVER take my gf to see that movie.
Harry: Famous last words . . .

2. Tom: I think I should tell my gf we went to the strip club last night.
Harry: Famous last words.

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