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National give your favorite person a hoodie day is September 25th. It's fall, they're going to need it more than you. Don't be shy.
Girl: "Today is National give your favorite person a hoodie day."
Guy: "Here take my hoodie."
A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton
LAFAYETTE
"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"
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Its a sentence that will completely confuse anyone you say it to.
Me: On a scale of 1-10 what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
You: What?
November 29th, national thirst trap over your favorite furry day, if you've participated in national beat, and hug a furry day, you need to participate in this one also.
Yo dude its November 29th, you know what that means! Its thirst trap over your favorite furry day!
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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
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Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp
Girl with big breasts, flirtatious, she loves to travel and make men suffer, her favorite color is the black of WhatsApp
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The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence
friend: ok whats the sentence?
me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck
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